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The Astounding Adventures of a Real Pickle
and by Real I mean I am not a cucumber
Created on 2003-12-29 23:12:32 (#1730007), last updated 2009-11-19
322 comments received, 451 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | Inspektor Pickle |
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| Location: | Buffalo, New York, United States |
Contact:
unclejampuff@gmail.com BioI can fold a shirt in 3 seconds flat. I am uncannily incredibly good at finding things. I am the third best barista in Buffalo. I'm pretty clumsy and have at least 3 nasty bruises on my body at any given time, but I've never broken a bone in my life. I hate shoes that make my feet sweat. I like falling asleep on my boyfriend like a cat. I like him, too(we are totally pickles together). Baking makes me way too happy. If you come to see me, I will try to feed you until you burst. I hate it when people say you're stupid just because you have different opinions from them. I have a delayed topical allergic reaction to any and all metals. My shoes are cuter than yours. I have been waiting 6 years for someone to take me ice-skating for my birthday. Also, I'm awesome.
"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
"I guess I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things."
"I got 25 bucks and a cracker... do you think it's enough to get us there?"
"I'm so German, have to have a plan."
"Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living-room he's rolling around with some bareass girl, in the library he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes, and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up."
For those who want to cross reference.
"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
"I guess I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things."
"I got 25 bucks and a cracker... do you think it's enough to get us there?"
"I'm so German, have to have a plan."
"Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living-room he's rolling around with some bareass girl, in the library he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes, and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up."
For those who want to cross reference.
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accents, alizée, amélie, angst, arthurian legend, baking, being a cappuccino goddess, bikini kill, bloodhounds, byrd theatre, c.s. lewis, calvin and hobbes, catullus, chet baker, christopher baldwin, chuck palahniuk, claude levi-strauss, coffee, comic books, costume design, csi, cupcakes, daft punk, dailypuppy.com, day-dreaming, death cab for cutie, deconstructive criticism, denny's, devon sproule, diet dr. pepper, douglas adams, dr. mario, dress-up, drinking songs, edgar allen poe, elliott smith, ender wiggins, eskrima, evan chan, ewan mcgregor, faeries, fantasy, flavored lube, flirting, folklore, forensic anthropology, forensic psychology, freckles, gaming, garbage, gay bars, gay pride, gene kelly, gin, good eats, h.p. lovecraft, harry potter, hobbledehoys, homoerotic subtext, hot dickings, house md, i has a bucket, i'm so cute, jenny lewis, jim henson, jo chen, john singer sargent, johnny mercer, joseph campbell, katamari damacy, kitchy love songs, latin, lloyd alexander, lolcats, magfest, martial arts, mix tapes, miyazaki, molesting literary characters, monty python, moping, moulin rouge, muay thai, muppets, naked time, neil gaiman, nick cave, nick drake, oscar wilde, overdoing it, ovid, oxytocin, peter s. beagle, pickles, pigtails, pocky, pretentious movies, quiet desperation, rachmaninoff, radiohead, rilo kiley, robert ressler, rufus wainwright, sad love songs, sci-fi, secretagentlover men, sexsomnia, sherwood smith, showtunes, sigur rós, silly love songs, singing in the rain, slash, slingback heels, sneaking kisses, steimel bombs, subtitles, sulking, sushi, sylvia plath, tall boys, tamora pierce, tank girl, tea, the 10th kingdom, the cure, the flaming lips, the inklings, the killers, the murmurs, the postal service, the smiths, the thrills, thunderstorms, tickle fights, tim burton, tinymixtapes.com, tolkien, tom waits, tori amos, travelers, unicorn plushies, used book stores, useless trivia, video games, vonnegut, whitman, wikipedia, x-strike studios, zork
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